For sale !

                           Will Be Sold to Highest Bidder! !

I have for sale today 1 gentle used family. The Family is a 2000 model with some 1979 parts.  The family is in near mint condition with a few minor scratches and dings, that is to be expected with this model of Family.  This family is a 4 unit family which includes 1 husband 2 sons and 1 daughter.  All will be shipped together and I will not part them out you have to take them all!
                 Let me tell you a little about what you would be getting, 1. 1979 model husband, He is a good worker but does require some of encouragement.  He makes great use of that old recliner nobody else wants to sit in.  He will keep the grass mowed ( call today and I will throw the lawn mower in for free) He makes sure you feel needed by leaving little jobs for you to do.   He requires very little maintenance  and has been properly trained to put the toilet seat down.   He is great for the person who likes dirty socks in the floor and long naps on the couch. As a bonus he will play video games at night and leave you to sleep alone.
     up next we have the second unit a 2000 model son.  He is a little used with a few wear and tear spots on him but nothing a little soap will not buff out.  He is very quiet and well mannered. With him you will never need to waste another container storing left overs, there will be none.  If you are trying to cut back on snacks and soda this is the unit to have. He will consume everything so fast you will not have time to eat anything. You don't have to buy him pants because he will wear shorts with his socks pulled up to keep his legs warm ( I guess that's why he does it) . He is a great looking unit and is fully trained for taking care of himself with small reminders.  Like the husband unit he will make you feel very needed by leaving little jobs for you to do.

 The third unit is a 2004 model son. This unit is so cute you will over look his attitude.  (due to company policy I do have to warn you that sometimes his asshole attitude may effect you or others around you. please take caution with this one ) He is a easy eater since he will only eat chicken ( just not Tyson chicken, or any chicken with a bone in it)  He is very entertaining , He likes to dance like Michael Jackson ( a great crowd pleaser, imagine your next cookout with your very own dancer)  He loves star wars and is willing to teach you anything you don't want to know.  He is partially trained , He  forgets to put the toilet seat down and may or may not do jumping jacks while using the toilet.  He should be easy to finish training with a little effort. 

The last and final unit is a 2007 model daughter.   This unit comes preloaded with tons of  sass and music.  ( I will throw in 1 frozen dvd with this unit)  This is the perfect unit for any person wanting to brush up on their arguing skills.  She does require a little more maintenance than the other units but gives the best kisses at the end of the day.   She has had very little training so you can make her your own.  like the other units she can make you feel very needed by leaving little jobs for you and if you are feeling to much love she will remind you easily that she hates you.  

      All 4 units together for 1 low price!    I can ship or meet locally at the nearest Wal-Mart
please contact me today if you are interested in buying this family.  I wouldn't be selling except I need to money for a beach trip.  please make offer !!!!!