People I hate...
1. People who stand to close to me in line. If I can feel your
breath on my neck you are to close ! This creeps me out so bad, like are they
trying to see my information so they can kid nap me later ?
2 . People who say " your welcome" when I didn't say thank you.
Maybe there is a reason I didn't say Thank you maybe because I am not thankful
and you suck !
3. Women who complain or brag about their post baby bodies, before
their postpartum check up. You should be falling in love with every part of
your baby not worrying what you look like in the mirror!
4. People who think their stuff is better just because its Thiers .
like how their stock car will out run any other car. I guess them owning it gave
the car more horse power or something.
5. Girls who think they can't do something solely because they are a
girl ! You can't do it because you were never taught or you just didn't want to
learn. Gender is just a box we check on applications it doesn't choose what we
are capable of.
6. These people who go on crash diets and post about ever single
pound they lose but never say a word when they gain it back... if I had to read
about your kale shake and 10 mile walk to lose 3 pounds I want to hear about
your glass of Pepsi , your big Mac sandwich and how you gained 5 pounds ..
7. Anyone who thinks their way is the only way!... your way is best
for you but that doesn't mean its best for everyone!
8. People who believe in stereotypes and label other people... labels
are for soup cans not for people! My hair, clothing or type of music I listen to
doesn't define who I am ...
9. People who just show up at my house unexpected. I have 3 kids, I
need at least a 3 hour warning so I can scrap the gum off my couch and clean
the shit off the back of the toilet..(still have no clue how that
happens...)
10. People with no sense of humor. If you don't find it funny keep
your trap shut I don't need to know that you don't think its funny. Just let me
laugh , hell laugh along and we can laugh at each other !
...........and this people is why I have no friends....
So to catch you up on the last few years of my yo yo progress...pizza, burgers, poor fat girl, lots of hot dogs & hamburger helper, cook book addiction, new job stress with a bigger paycheck means lots of wine & Bud Light mangoritas. Oh and I somehow always seem to have shit on the back of my toilet too so we won't judge. :) lol
ReplyDeleteWell as long as you don't stand to close to me in line we will be good ..lol I just reread all that and thought to myself I must be on somebody else s period or something because right now I think I hate everybody! when It comes to dieting I love a good success story but success isn't shitting yourself to death and losing 3 pounds .. if that's the case I do that every time we eat taco bell lol If some one puts the work into it and loses weight they should be able to brag about it , but if you are doing something unhealthy to lose the weight keep that shit to yourself... unless its working really good in that case I need to know what it is ..... and how does that shit get back there, who is bending over and tying their shoes while shooting poop bombs out their ass?
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